A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
More from Mabuhay Net
LOST Swan Timer
Every 108 minutes, the button must be pushed.
Do Not Press
Whatever you do, you must not press the red button.
Land the Boat
Don't hit the walls, or you'll sink!
Pac-Man Made Easy
Because being chased by ghosts is way too hard.